It’s Monday again.
Joey I have to tell you a secret…
My handsome boys <3 No worse for wear after last nights rainstorm.
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
My new favourite post.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
i get butterflies when i think about myself